
Who doesn’t know someone affected by cancer? On November 27, 2021, the Detroit Red Wings used special Hockey Fights Cancer sweaters and sticks during warmups. The autographed sweaters and sticks were then auctioned off with proceeds going to the American Cancer Society. Not only have I had family members die from cancer, but I’m also a cancer researcher. So, the auction combined two things I love, the Red Wings and cancer research.
Rookies, Lucas Raymond and Mo Seider sweaters climbed past the opening bids quickly. Using player stats, I bid on the players sweaters with the highest points and still close to the opening bid. I made a note on my calendar to check again, on December 4. I had something like 9 losing bids. I ended up winning the signed sweater and stick from Sam Gagner 89, can’t go wrong with a first-round pick. I also bought an unsigned baseball cap with the same Hockey Fights Cancer theme.
I got an email invoice and noticed that part of my address was missing. So, I logged into the system and fixed my address. On Saturday, two days later, the signed stick arrives, wrapped in a white plastic bag with Red Wings written all over it. The sweater and hat are supposed to arrive the next Monday. I wasn’t feeling great after my booster shot, so I decide to work from home.
Checking the FedEx tracking periodically throughout the day and my package was supposed to be delivery by 8 PM. If the FedEx tracking can be believed, the package went to Toledo first. That’s not shocking as you can understand a large FedEx center across the border. The next step was Gaylord, MI which doesn’t make any sense. It’s a small town, far north, definitely not in the direction of Chicago. Eventually the tracking system said delay, and likely not due to the tornados that hit Illinois and Kentucky. All things considered; I’m not upset about the 2nd day delivery failing but I’m naturally disappointed.

So I decide to work from home again. Tracking now says the package is in Portage, MI. I could have had any number of family and friends pick up my package in Portage. It’s Tuesday about 10 AM when I see a FedEx van from my home office window. The driver was returning from a couple houses down. I figured, I’m not the only one in my neighborhood that is getting deliveries from FedEx, so I don’t run out and ask where is my package.
Around noon, FedEx tracking says package was delivered, when it clearly was not. I wondered did FedEx leave my package at the apartment building a few houses down, in the direction that I saw the FedEx driver. So I go outside and I can see a package that looks like it could be mine, but they have a locked courtyard.
I email the charity that ran the auction to let them know that maybe FedEx left my package at the wrong house, just in case they can do anything. I mention to Leah, at the charity, that I’m not just a Red Wings fan but I’m also a cancer researcher. She says she loves the Hockey Fights Cancer event because she hears so many stories about how cancer has affected so many people.
I’m going in and out of the house to see if I can catch someone leaving the apartment and hopefully get my package. As I leave my house, I see a young woman. I assume she’s a student and lives in the apartment building. I ask if she does and if she could let me check if FedEx tossed my package over their fence. She agrees, gratefully. The package that looked so promising was from China. No dice. I look around for other FedEx packages without any luck.
Meanwhile, I’m expecting a box of treats from Amazon for Ana. Amazon leaves a package and it’s suspiciously small. I look and sure enough the address is wrong. So I trot down the street to catch the Amazon truck. I give the package to the driver and ask if she has a package for my address. She says no but takes the wrong package to redeliver. When she gets to the right address, the owner is there waiting with Ana’s package. The Amazon driver delivers Ana’s treat but there’s still no sign of my sweater and hat.
I noticed that there are a few packages across the street behind a locked gate. I ask the nice lady at the charity if the package is wrapped with the same white plastic with Red Wings written all over it. Alas, she says no, it’s in a plain white polymer bag.
My mail carrier arrives after I put the Amazon package inside. I ask if she by chance has a key to the locked gate across the street. She says yes and asks if the Amazon driver made a mistake. She must have seen me talking to the Amazon driver. I said, “no, I think FedEx left my package there”. So she goes across the street. First package, no. Second package, no. She picks up the third package and heads across the street. I got my signed sweater and certificate of authenticity. The hat is nice too.


I handwashed the sweater and was ready to wear it while watching a game, streaming of course. I decided I’m not going to a game at Little Caesars Arena this season. I have no idea what happened to our tickets for the game last year. Then the NHL postponed games until after Christmas due to the surge in COVID-19 cases.
Don’t worry, I haven’t lost perspective.










